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Alex in Tra-La-Land

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Pampered. Snobbish. Overpriviledged egoistical crybaby. I can go on for days. These are few of the words making up the infamous name: Alexandria Monique McAlester.

Well, believe it or not. This pestering 14-year old girl is the main character of this here's story. A tad ironic I'd say. I mean, how could a villainous swellhead be the heroine of such an amazing and probably moral story?

Well no one said I did this willingly.

Still, witness the adventures of this rebellious little brat as she stumbled upon something beyond her imagination--although she isn't really all that imaginative to begin with. Chase. Curses. Magic. And fluffy pink brain-eating unicorns. Eerily laugh at how she fears for her life and trips on a pebble or two as she runs from these manic little creatures of death!! 

I don't know about you, but I'mma grab a pair of 3D glasses to go with my popcorn. 'Cause we'll be kicking things off with hurling one unsuspecting trash into a very dark abyss.All Rights Reserved

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DISCONTINUED // We are all mad here (wonderland//jelsa) by wastedbb

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Joan

"I don't like to think of myself as this kickass, badass Lara Croft, no. But I try not to be your typical every day Jane Doe. So I where does that leave me? In the middle, I guess. So there. I'm just your atypical- yet completely ordinary- girl with a bloody crown. Yeah, that has a nice ring to it." At 14 years of age, Joan Domshov thinks she has it all figured out- well, mostly that is. Though her ducks may not always be in a line, she's pretty confident that if she's made it 14 years then she can make it 14 more without the world caving in on her. Oh how one can dream. Exposed to a new world with which she shares a closer tie than she knew, Joan realizes there's more beyond anything she's used to. But change is good. Unless it comes in the form of an eerily charming yet minatory king from the other side of Edalirwen. When her brother is taken by the king who seems to have a personal vendetta against her family's namesake, Joan will travel to the other side of a world that is rumored to be folklore. Regardless, Joan is certain she can prevail. But as her confidence is shaken and her perception about who she truly is starts to diminish, she'll be left questioning the person she once thought she was. Smartmouthed, snarky, and clueless to her obstacles, Joan will figure out whether she is a girl with a tainted past or something else entirely.