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Alex in Tra-La-Land

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Pampered. Snobbish. Overpriviledged egoistical crybaby. I can go on for days. These are few of the words making up the infamous name: Alexandria Monique McAlester.

Well, believe it or not. This pestering 14-year old girl is the main character of this here's story. A tad ironic I'd say. I mean, how could a villainous swellhead be the heroine of such an amazing and probably moral story?

Well no one said I did this willingly.

Still, witness the adventures of this rebellious little brat as she stumbled upon something beyond her imagination--although she isn't really all that imaginative to begin with. Chase. Curses. Magic. And fluffy pink brain-eating unicorns. Eerily laugh at how she fears for her life and trips on a pebble or two as she runs from these manic little creatures of death!! 

I don't know about you, but I'mma grab a pair of 3D glasses to go with my popcorn. 'Cause we'll be kicking things off with hurling one unsuspecting trash into a very dark abyss.All Rights Reserved

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