Imagine you're waiting for your Asshole boyfriend, Ben, but he's stood you up on date night. A waitress keeps asking if you're ready to order but you keep asking for a little more time, in the hopes he shows up and is just running late. People are starting to look at you apologetically, like they know and you start to feel worse and worse about the whole situation and you're about to get up and leave but this boy you've never seen before takes a sit and says loudly, "sorry I'm late babe, there was a tonne of traffic." And then he says to you under his breath, "I'm Michael, just go with it okay? Whoever stood you up is a complete asshole." And so, you go with it because he seems sweet and has saved you from humiliation, (and him being cute as heck was a bonus) and as you leave the Resturant he asks you out for real this time. //loosely based of a thing I get sent from my good friend, found on Tumblr - credit to the owner.