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Kill All the Vending Machines

SnailsWithWings

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Reads 1,058
Votes 64
Parts 19
Time 1h 56m

SnailsWithWings

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"I don't even know if it's possible. Perhaps it's not. But I won't give up. I will manage to do it. Because that's my dream..." 

Miki Wisteria -- a young girl stricken by catastrophe at a young age. Her entire family was tragically killed by a sudden disaster. And now, she roams the Elemental Nations, seeking revenge against her family's killer and all of its brethren. Somehow, her search has lead her to Konoha -- where she has adventures, creates bonds, and experiences the true meaning of friendship. Will she be able to stand against her adversaries with the help of her new-found friends, or will she stumble against the strength of her mighty foe? 

"To kill all the vending machines!" 

("...What's a vending machine?") 

[Au, Crack Fic, cursing, severe death of vending machines. Read at your own risk.]

[UPDATE: This is one of the worst things I've ever exposed to the Internet. I'm keeping it up because if I delete it, I'll be losing a bet I made with my friends. If it weren't for that, I'd delete it in a heartbeat. If you're considering reading this, do yourself a favor and don't.]All Rights Reserved

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Our future || sasuhina || complete by DionaBlack

And just like that, they were gone. Hinata sighed, "I miss them already." Sasuke enveloped her in a hug, "I'm going to miss those brats too." Hinata bit her lower lip. She pecked his cheek and took a hold of his hand. She silently led him inside the house and up to his room. "What are you doing?" "I miss them so much," Hinata said as she shut his bedroom door. "As do I but they had to go back to their own time," an oblivious Sasuke said, "We can't do anything but wait now. What are you doing?" Hinata let go of him and bravely took off her shirt, "W-w-we should get started on them as soon as possible then." Sasuke gulped as Hinata shyly stripped herself. Her hips swayed as she made her way to his bed. Sasuke couldn't help but lick his lips. He pulled off his shirt and threw it across the room. Sasuke rushed over to Hinata's side, admiring her voluptuous figure. He really was in love with his future wife. He began to place kisses across her jaw, "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." Life is an odd creature. Sometimes the expected turns out to be unexpected, and other times it's the other way around. When you add two time travelers from the future, a former avenger, and a princess of compassion, playing with timelines might turn perilous. He would never expect her to be his future, and she would never expect him to be hers. Maybe they're not meant to be together, but maybe they are. Perhaps they only need to be prodded. Perhaps two passengers are required. This is either a story of true love or a jumble of feelings. I don't own Naruto, otherwise what would I do with ninjas?

The celestial ninja (Naruto x Fairy Tail crossover) by TsumeTheVelociraptor

Vega is a 12 years old celestial dragonslayer, part of the Fairy Tail guild family, and after doing a mission she is found in another dimension. Will she get back? Anyways, I'm writing the same things I'm seeing in the subbed version of Naruto also I took inspiration from a few books I've read so yeah... I wrote this story long time ago so don't tell me it's bad written, thanks a lot my friends! You can find this story on FanFiction.Net under the same name. Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or Naruto, they belong to their respective owners. Achievements: 9 place #team7 10/10/2019 131 place #naruto 17/10/2019 24 place #team7 31/10/2019 19 place #team7 6/11/2019 2 place #rigel 21/11/2019 1 place #rigel 28/11/2019 500 reads 14/10/2019 1000 reads 1/11/2019 22:29 2000 reads 22/11/2019 3000 reads 20/12/2019 4000 reads 18/01/2020 5000 reads 19/02/2020 10000 reads 18/05/2020 20000 reads 25/10/2020 25000 reads 7/02/2021 Published the 13/08/2019

Revenge (Naruto Fanfiction) by euphoreinne

Naruto Fanfiction. Book One. Warning! She's dangerous. Don't go near her. Don't fight back. Hide when you see her. DO NOT MENTION HER FAMILY. She's a cold-hearted killer who doesn't pick her victims. She kills everyone and loves to see blood all over the place. If I were you, I'd shut my mouth and hide. This is a story about a girl who brutally kills every single person she sees. Well, actually, she only attacks at night, but when she has no other choice, she'll attack even when the sun's up. Find out the reason why she turned out to be like this, and.... Will she return back to her normal self? Or will she just die like that? (A/N: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND THE PICTURES IN THE BOOK COVER!! But I'm the one who edited it ^__^ AND OH!! The anime characters in my book cover aren't mine as well! But the killer's personalities or whatever in the story are mine ^___^V THANKSS!)

• 𝙰𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 • by MISO_JPEG

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Luck And Poetry (Nagito X Reader) by Miss_Nagitonista

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Falling for my Sensei •• Kakashi Hatake x OC by M_likes2write

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Our future || sasuhina || complete cover

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Revenge (Naruto Fanfiction) cover

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Luck And Poetry (Nagito X Reader) cover

Falling for my Sensei •• Kakashi Hatake x OC cover

Kakashi's Daughter (Naruto Fanfic) cover

Wait For Me °•✧ A Naruto Fanfiction ✧•° cover

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Our future || sasuhina || complete

And just like that, they were gone. Hinata sighed, "I miss them already." Sasuke enveloped her in a hug, "I'm going to miss those brats too." Hinata bit her lower lip. She pecked his cheek and took a hold of his hand. She silently led him inside the house and up to his room. "What are you doing?" "I miss them so much," Hinata said as she shut his bedroom door. "As do I but they had to go back to their own time," an oblivious Sasuke said, "We can't do anything but wait now. What are you doing?" Hinata let go of him and bravely took off her shirt, "W-w-we should get started on them as soon as possible then." Sasuke gulped as Hinata shyly stripped herself. Her hips swayed as she made her way to his bed. Sasuke couldn't help but lick his lips. He pulled off his shirt and threw it across the room. Sasuke rushed over to Hinata's side, admiring her voluptuous figure. He really was in love with his future wife. He began to place kisses across her jaw, "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." Life is an odd creature. Sometimes the expected turns out to be unexpected, and other times it's the other way around. When you add two time travelers from the future, a former avenger, and a princess of compassion, playing with timelines might turn perilous. He would never expect her to be his future, and she would never expect him to be hers. Maybe they're not meant to be together, but maybe they are. Perhaps they only need to be prodded. Perhaps two passengers are required. This is either a story of true love or a jumble of feelings. I don't own Naruto, otherwise what would I do with ninjas?