malaysian jokes compilation

malaysian jokes compilation

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Last published Sat, Apr 14, 2018

fun funniest funny funtoread humor

all the jokes that u gonna see are either personally from me or just our malaysian stand-up comedian.Feel free to read this 😊😊😊

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MANGO MILKSHAKE

Ending up in a situation you dread the most but then things start to change for good. Until one day you realise you're just a pawn on the chess board. What will happen when Ayat's twisted fate will collide with Yaseen's loyal perfection? Will an accident forever be Yaseen's greatest mistake or a sip of mango milkshake will be the ruler of life? (PS: English isn't my first language, editing will be done after the chapters are published, feel free to point out grammar mistakes or typos , make suggestions on the comment box if needed) (I'm writing this book as an experiment, please don't hate on me, lmao)

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