malaysian jokes compilation
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all the jokes that u gonna see are either personally from me or just our malaysian stand-up comedian.Feel free to read this 😊😊😊
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as you may have known already this is a book for JOKES and funny stuff like so so if you want to laugh or light up your mood check out this book XD i will try my best fill it with as much jokes as possible.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Complete
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These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :DComplete![Baby Wife ¦¦ JJK FF [Completed]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/250798678-256-k794002.jpg)
Baby Wife ¦¦ JJK FF [Completed]
❝How old are you❞ jungkook asked. You just put two fingers infront of him. ❝2!?❞he asked with a frown. ❝T-twenty❞you said nervously after shaking your head as *NO* ❝I used to mentally laugh at your dad whenever he calls you baby..... until I meet you❞ he said with a chuckle. ❝And here you are......actually a baby❞ you heard him again. ❝D-don't call me baby.....I'm m-mature❞ you said with angry pout. He smiled at your cuteness. ❝Cupid did an amazing job......cause you are my baby......My baby wife❞ he said snuggling his face in the crook of your neck. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A story about a cold Mafia business man finding a cute, clumsy and sweet girl as a life partner. A story about how an arrange marriage turn into love. A story about how an innocent angel become the devils breathing and heartbeat. A story filled with cliché and cringy stuffs like poor, weak, sweet girl with cold rude heartless millionaire and of course Hot Guy. 🔞Different different warning for slightly smut and fully smut Read at your own risk⚠ 💋English is not my first language. Nor I'm an experienced writer. So please don't comment something judgemental. 💋BUT You're always welcome to provide suggestions. Please be nice to everyone, it doesn't cost anything. Cover designed by ✨its_pihu1997✨ Story concept by ✨zarabunny97✨ About plot writing, editing and story line, all the rights reserved to @swaeg001 Started: 31st December, 2020 Finished: 10th October, 2021 ✨Achievement: #1 in btsjk #1 in btsff #1 in watty #1 in agony #1 in btsboys #1 in btsarmy #1 in btsfanfic #1 in fanclub #1 in arrangedmarriage #1 in maturethemes #2 in btsscenarios #3 in jeongguk #3 in lovestory #3 in btssmut #3 in jimin #5 in taehyung #8 in Rude [✨I'm definitely happy with this✨]Complete
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𝓦𝓪𝓲𝓽, 𝓚𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷, 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓘 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓶... 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓷𝓸𝔀. 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝔂. 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼... 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓭𝓸𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽, 𝓚𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷. "Be a good boy, hm?" You pet his head lovingly and start walking away. A second later your baby boy calls you again, so you turn. "Nuna." "Yeah?" "Don't wear those jeans again," he orders. His innocent eyes and fluffy cheeks puff up. Confused, you just nod your head before walking out again leaving behind a man whose cock is throbbing, thick and hard. For your kitten personality and mommy body. You're just the right mix he needs, you're the only one who gets him so fucking stiff with a glance. He smirks, throwing away his glasses. "Wait, kitten, until you find out who's lusting for you, until you see the man I am." ༶•┈┈┈┈┈┈୨♡୧┈┈┈┈┈•༶ ╰┈➤ ❝ jeon jungkook. ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ smut, mature themes, language, paraphilias, shameless horny behaviour, protagonists are switches, nuna kink, baby bun kink, kitten kink etc. ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ appearances are deceptive ;). ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ mdi. ❞Complete
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as you may have known already this is a book for JOKES and funny stuff like so so if you want to laugh or light up your mood check out this book XD i will try my best fill it with as much jokes as possible.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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