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Barney and the Memes

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Parts 10
Time <5 mins

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💜 Barney is a purple dinosaur, with purple tears, purple bruises and a purple cat 💜

💚 Pepe is a green frog, with green skin, green sweat and a green machete 💚

❤️ Elmo is a furry red thing, with red poop, red tears and a red chainsaw ❤️

💛 Doge is a yellow dog, with yellow piss, a yellow collar and a yellow aura 💛

These memes will be eternal, watch their lives as they slowly get more f**ked up.
What will happen? Find out.All Rights Reserved

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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪 ᵒᶠ 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 ʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒⁿ ប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណចាប់ស្នែហ៍ by sunsun_bl

រឿងរ៉ាវបែបមិនធម្មតាមួយ ពីក្មេងដែលគេត្រូវគេធ្វើបាបប្រែក្លាយជាអ្នកប្រុសដែលមានអំណាចកាចមិនធម្មតា វាជាការប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណមួយចូលខ្លួនមួយទៀត ហួយ៎ ក៏ប្រែតែគេត្រូវបានដាក់ឈ្មោះថាជា omega តែប៉ុណ្ណោះ ប៉ុន្តែការដែលមានភេទជា omega គឺតែងតែត្រូវគេមើលងាយជានិច្ចព្រោះទន់ខ្សោយ តើនឹងមានរឿងអ្វីកើតឡើងក្រោយ omega តូចប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណហើយ គេបានជួបជាមួយ Mafia ម្នាក់នោះ...ហើយMafia ម្នាក់នោះជាមិត្តកាលគេនៅនឹងរាងកាយចាស់

last ~ poetry by Ajay-Kumar

~ are these the last ones / or the ones that'll last? ~

and then, i fell in love by imirayah

why does falling in love really hurt?? like, i just love! why does it make me so hurt. and then, i realized... love arrives like a storm tearing down walls i didn't know were there exposing the raw nerve endings of my heart it hurts because feeling is terrifying but the ache is also the proof that i am alive .....

A Dreamer's Poetry by TheZonlichtHeart

This book holds poems woven from dreams, a tapestry of fantasy and obsession, daring to explore the depths of my emotions beyond mere definition. ˚❀　.　˚　　✦　　✿　.　˚　. 　 ˚　✿.　˚　　❀ .　˚✦　. ✿ 　　˚　　 ❀　　*　˚　　❀　✦　˚ . For me every soul has a simple story, one that unfolds directly. But when it comes to poems, they transcend the ordinary. They are profound, open to interpretation, deciphered through the unique lens of your own perception. ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ Soo..shall we uncover the magic within these pages, together exploring the spectrum of emotions and the captivating landscapes of fantasy? Umm..I'll take it as yes (*≧∀≦*) N PLS DON'T MIND MY DESCRIPTION M REALLY NOT GOOD AT IT (￣▽￣) ◇Used Pictures are not mine ◇Source: pinterest ♡So picture CREDIT goes to the rightful Author*

play, pause, replay by seven_hues

we're all beggars here, clawing at each other's sepia-toned loneliness ... || caffeinated afterthoughts and lovers' vomit ||

Trapped in my own head by WildImaginations16

She is an outcast. She finds it easier to express what she feels in the form of writing. Whether it is poems, letters or long texts. These are poems that she writes trying to describe how it feels to live with certain mental health issues, in a world that disregards outcasts. So, these are on the darker side of the spectrum. Some poems might be distressing for some readers. I personally enjoy consuming dark content, it's kinda like a coping mechanism. I really hope none of you relate with any of these :) I'll be posting only poems here, I'll try to be as active as I can. The poems are not in any order. They are just the thoughts that pop up any time of the day. (8.11.2023) PS: Please check out 'safe space'. I need your help to make it a real safe space, readers! Ranking: #1 shortpoem #1 distressing #1 poetry (17.1.2024) #1 poem (24.1.2024)

🎕 Cₒᵤₙₜᵣyₕᵤₘₐₙₛ ₓ ᵣₑₐdₑᵣ ONESHOTS by starsxpearl

⭑❝ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ғʟᴀɢ ʟɪᴇs ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sᴛᴏʀʏ ʟɪᴇs ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ. ❞⭑ Step into a world where nations whisper their secrets, and love knows no borders. A collection of bittersweet tales of ⭑ connection, ⭑ loss, and fleeting joy ⭑ in a world divided by lines and flags. Request your favorite nation and find your heart stitched into their story. ❛❛Even the strongest nations crumble under the weight of a heartache..❞

ياقلب دقات الهوى لاعبتني قامت تمايل بالدلع كانه العود by jjjl1i

الراويه : أم التوق ✍🏻 • • روايه سعوديه🇸🇦 « نقل روايتي واقتباسها يعرضك لمسائله قانونيه » اللهم بلغت اللهم فاشهد • • Instagram : jjjl1i

bored and horny by missmamms

Im 15 and a virgin just so y'all know and if you do end up messaging me text Arctic monkeys for confirmation because I don't know who y'all are and before you text any of my socials comment on the post so I know you're coming or even on my message board

Midnight Poetry by Shalinixsunshinexoxo

This is a collection of poems written about love, sadness and feelings we usually don't talk about. ~new updates when any new poem is written~ [All work is my own. Please ask/tag/credit me in any poems you want to use, thanks!] 27th may, 2024 • #2 in poem • #6 in poetry collection • #1 in comforting

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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪 ᵒᶠ 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 ʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒⁿ ប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណចាប់ស្នែហ៍ cover

last ~ poetry cover

and then, i fell in love cover

A Dreamer's Poetry cover

play, pause, replay cover

Trapped in my own head cover

🎕 Cₒᵤₙₜᵣyₕᵤₘₐₙₛ ₓ ᵣₑₐdₑᵣ ONESHOTS cover

ياقلب دقات الهوى لاعبتني قامت تمايل بالدلع كانه العود cover

bored and horny cover

Midnight Poetry cover

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪 ᵒᶠ 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 ʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒⁿ ប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណចាប់ស្នែហ៍

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