How to Do Things that May Help you But Probably Not Because They are Simple

How to Do Things that May Help you But Probably Not Because They are Simple

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This is a story about how to do pointless things that will probably never help you in any way. But, you never know, it's possible they could help you. Some of these do not counteract with each other, such as How to Not Drown and How to Bathe. You have to choose, either bathe and drown or not bathe and not drown. The choice is yours to make, but you should probably choose bathe and drown, because there s still a chance you won't drown when you bathe. But by the logic of this book, those are your two choices. Thank you. :)
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WARNING! This book was made when I was younger and I never got around to editing it, so if there are any miss spells or anything like that, sorry. DESCRIPTION! In this book it is up to you to make the decisions! Almost every choice you make can either kill you or save you!

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