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How to Do Things that May Help you But Probably Not Because They are Simple

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Reads 950
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Parts 31
Time <5 mins

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This is a story about how to do pointless things that will probably never help you in any way. But, you never know, it's possible they could help you. Some of these do not counteract with each other, such as How to Not Drown and How to Bathe. You have to choose, either bathe and drown or not bathe and not drown. The choice is yours to make, but you should probably choose bathe and drown, because there s still a chance you won't drown when you bathe. But by the logic of this book, those are your two choices. Thank you. :)All Rights Reserved

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မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့ by Spica-a

"ပြောလေ...ဘာလဲ..." 'ဟင်...' 'နင်ခေါ်တာလေ...' သီဟ အံသြနေသော်လည်း ငုဝါထွေး က ဘာမှမဖြစ်သလိုဖြင့် ခေါင်းပေါ်ကို ခေါင်းခု တင်ရင်း မေးငေါ့ပြသည်။ "ဟို...ဟိုဟာ...နင်...ရည်းစားမထားပါနဲ့လားဟာ..." "ထားပါဘူး..မရှိပါဘူး...ဘယ်သူဘာပြောလို့လဲ...အောင်ပိုင်ဖြိုးမလား..." "မဟုတ်ပါဘူး...ငါ ကြိုပြောထားတာ..." "ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." သီဟ ပြောရခက်သွားကာ ငုဝါထွေးကိုခဏကြည့်မိချိန် သူ့ရဲ့ မျက်လုံးတွေနဲ့ ဆုံမိတော့ ရင်ခုန်လာပြန်သည်။ "နင့်ကို ရည်းစား မထားစေချင်ဘူး..." "ငါလည်း မထားပါဘူး..ရှုပ်လို့..." ငုဝါထွေးက မျက်နှာရှုံ့မဲ့ပြီး ပြောတော့မှ သီဟ စိတ်သက်သာသွားကာ ပြုံး၍ခေါင်းညိတ်မိသည်။ ✦•······················•✦ ✦•······················•✦ "သုတ ပြောသလို နင်က အရူးမပဲ...သနားလို့ကို မရဘူး..ကလိမ်ကကျစ် အမြဲလုပ်တယ်...သီဟကတော့ ဖုန်းဆက်တိုင်း နင့်ကို မေးတယ်...နင်ကတော့ ဒီမှာ တခြားကောင်တွေနဲ့ အပေါင်းအသင

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ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete) cover

Transmigrated as the ill 2nd Prince (BL) cover

ماخطر في بالي مره أني ممكن بوصلك cover

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 cover

Vision of Silence cover

𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 cover

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မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့

"ပြောလေ...ဘာလဲ..." 'ဟင်...' 'နင်ခေါ်တာလေ...' သီဟ အံသြနေသော်လည်း ငုဝါထွေး က ဘာမှမဖြစ်သလိုဖြင့် ခေါင်းပေါ်ကို ခေါင်းခု တင်ရင်း မေးငေါ့ပြသည်။ "ဟို...ဟိုဟာ...နင်...ရည်းစားမထားပါနဲ့လားဟာ..." "ထားပါဘူး..မရှိပါဘူး...ဘယ်သူဘာပြောလို့လဲ...အောင်ပိုင်ဖြိုးမလား..." "မဟုတ်ပါဘူး...ငါ ကြိုပြောထားတာ..." "ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." သီဟ ပြောရခက်သွားကာ ငုဝါထွေးကိုခဏကြည့်မိချိန် သူ့ရဲ့ မျက်လုံးတွေနဲ့ ဆုံမိတော့ ရင်ခုန်လာပြန်သည်။ "နင့်ကို ရည်းစား မထားစေချင်ဘူး..." "ငါလည်း မထားပါဘူး..ရှုပ်လို့..." ငုဝါထွေးက မျက်နှာရှုံ့မဲ့ပြီး ပြောတော့မှ သီဟ စိတ်သက်သာသွားကာ ပြုံး၍ခေါင်းညိတ်မိသည်။ ✦•······················•✦ ✦•······················•✦ "သုတ ပြောသလို နင်က အရူးမပဲ...သနားလို့ကို မရဘူး..ကလိမ်ကကျစ် အမြဲလုပ်တယ်...သီဟကတော့ ဖုန်းဆက်တိုင်း နင့်ကို မေးတယ်...နင်ကတော့ ဒီမှာ တခြားကောင်တွေနဲ့ အပေါင်းအသင