Cheese in The Microwave
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Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2012
Officer: So, Elijah Weirmier, how did this all happen?

E.W: I didn't mean it....I'm sorry!

Officer: Son, how did a gifted student like you manage to ruin Chicago?

E.W: I sure as hell did not mean it!

Officer: What's the story?

E.W: Uhhh...um..what?

Officer: The story kid, how did this happen?

E.W: Oh.....

Officer: Go on.

E.W: It started with cheese in a microwave.

officer: Excuse me? Did you say cheese in a microwave?!

E.W: Yes I did and telling the story would be easier if you didn't interrupt sir.

officer: Ok...go on...I'll shut up.

E.W: Ok, as I was saying the story starts....-
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