Funny Short Stories
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Last published Thu, Mar 21, 2024
Have you ever wondered what happens to that odd sock which seems to disappear in the wash?
What would a monsters helpline sound like?
How would you cope with a idiot for a brother?
What if alarm clocks could talk?
What would you do if one day, you awoke to find you're a spider?
What if, inside this book, all those questions and more could be answered?
This is a selection of short, funny stories.
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The man looked me up and down, his red eyes staring through me."You... Are a werewolf." "So I've noticed" The man scowled, his lips pulling back revealing the sharp fangs nestled between his teeth. I stepped back, startled by the sudden conclusion that formed in my head. Vampire. "Thank you for the clarification, wolf. But I don't need a 'mate.' Especially not a werewolf one." My fear disappeared, and I frowned, anger filling my mind. "What's wrong with being a werewolf, Dracula?" The man turned, marching towards me until we were face to face. My heart skipped a beat as he glared at me, both fear and lust being the cause. "Let me make one thing clear. We are not mates, and never will be. Vampires are a highly respected society, and a proud people. I will not stoop so low as to 'mate' with a stupid wolf, just because he says we're 'destined to.' Let alone a male wolf." With that, he disappeared into the woods, leaving me alone.
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