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Having a bad day?  Want to laugh a bit...? Then start reading this book. 

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Warning2 : not all jokes are mine...

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The Opposite of Falling Apart by titanically-

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION There are imperfect moments in every life-but sometimes, there are perfect accidents . . . What's the point of pretending nothing has changed when everything has? It's the last summer before college, and Jonas Avery knows he should be excited. Instead, he hides out at home, avoiding his friends, his family, and everything that resembles his old life. Because nothing will be normal again-because of The Accident, when everything started falling apart. Brennan Davis knows she needs to stand up and face her anxiety-the deep, dark, debilitating dread that rules her everyday life. Because what stops her from going out into the world and just living is going to get a whole lot worse. She's leaving for college in the fall, where she'll be confronted with even more to worry about. To get back up sometimes you have to fall down, hard . . . When Jonas crashes into Brennan-in a harmless, albeit embarrassing fender bender-the two teens connect in ways they never expected. As friends, they help each other overcome their biggest falls and faults, and soon discover that while love can't fix everything, it's sometimes a place to start. Sensitive, wry, and unabashedly authentic, The Opposite of Falling Apart isn't about finding perfection in another person or fixing the things we think are broken. Instead, Micah Good has penned an enchantingly honest novel about accepting the very pieces of ourselves that make us unique, whole, and undeniably human.

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𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

Sugar Rush by hepburnettes

Social-recluse Parker Collins doesn't expect to cross paths with the girl whose life he ruined years ago. But in a cold world that's left him bitter time and time again, maybe she's all the sugar he needs. ***** When Sugar Pearce moves into apartment 2B, the last person she expects for an upstairs neighbour is Parker Collins, her high school crush. But he's hardly the popular golden boy that she remembers; now he's a quiet, hard-working lawyer who doesn't like company and doesn't date. So when Sugar keeps running into him, at work and in their steamy apartment laundry room, she can't help but feel that fate is giving them a second chance at love. But is she ready to face the secrets that pulled them apart all those years ago? Is he? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Lydia Carr Content And/Or Trigger Warning: this story examines the PTSD associated with being a survivor of sexual assault. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2020 by Noelle N.

Perfect Scars by mahumwrites

When a case of mistaken identity leads to an innocent girl being kidnapped by a gangster, will one man bent on revenge push them together or destroy them? ***** Hayden King and Violet Smith couldn't be more different. While he was a feared gangster, she was a simple college student, a delicate flower whose petals had been crushed by a stranger a long time ago. But what they didn't realize is that they had more in common than they initially thought. Their lives were interlinked in a complicated way because of some sick twist of fate. So how will the big revelation affect their life? Will he able to save Violet from the demon of her dreams? Let's find out. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Writer Room by TamaraLush

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မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့ by Spica-a

"ပြောလေ...ဘာလဲ..." 'ဟင်...' 'နင်ခေါ်တာလေ...' သီဟ အံသြနေသော်လည်း ငုဝါထွေး က ဘာမှမဖြစ်သလိုဖြင့် ခေါင်းပေါ်ကို ခေါင်းခု တင်ရင်း မေးငေါ့ပြသည်။ "ဟို...ဟိုဟာ...နင်...ရည်းစားမထားပါနဲ့လားဟာ..." "ထားပါဘူး..မရှိပါဘူး...ဘယ်သူဘာပြောလို့လဲ...အောင်ပိုင်ဖြိုးမလား..." "မဟုတ်ပါဘူး...ငါ ကြိုပြောထားတာ..." "ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." သီဟ ပြောရခက်သွားကာ ငုဝါထွေးကိုခဏကြည့်မိချိန် သူ့ရဲ့ မျက်လုံးတွေနဲ့ ဆုံမိတော့ ရင်ခုန်လာပြန်သည်။ "နင့်ကို ရည်းစား မထားစေချင်ဘူး..." "ငါလည်း မထားပါဘူး..ရှုပ်လို့..." ငုဝါထွေးက မျက်နှာရှုံ့မဲ့ပြီး ပြောတော့မှ သီဟ စိတ်သက်သာသွားကာ ပြုံး၍ခေါင်းညိတ်မိသည်။ ✦•······················•✦ ✦•······················•✦ "သုတ ပြောသလို နင်က အရူးမပဲ...သနားလို့ကို မရဘူး..ကလိမ်ကကျစ် အမြဲလုပ်တယ်...သီဟကတော့ ဖုန်းဆက်တိုင်း နင့်ကို မေးတယ်...နင်ကတော့ ဒီမှာ တခြားကောင်တွေနဲ့ အပေါင်းအသင

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တစ်ပိုင်းချင်း စာပြန်စစ်ပြီး ပုံတွေ ပြန်ထည့်၊ ရှင်းပြထားတဲ့ မှတ်စုလေးတွေ ပြန်ထည့်ပြီး တင်ပေးပါမယ်ရှင်။ စိတ်ဝင်စားတဲ့စာဖတ်သူတွေအနေနဲ့ မပျက်ခင် ဖတ်ကြပါနော်။

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When Darkness Falls (Book 1, the Darkness Falls Series) by Bella_Higgin

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Leah's Writer's Room by flowersforleah

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The Substitute Has Awakened by Lay_In_Hell

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The Opposite of Falling Apart

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION There are imperfect moments in every life-but sometimes, there are perfect accidents . . . What's the point of pretending nothing has changed when everything has? It's the last summer before college, and Jonas Avery knows he should be excited. Instead, he hides out at home, avoiding his friends, his family, and everything that resembles his old life. Because nothing will be normal again-because of The Accident, when everything started falling apart. Brennan Davis knows she needs to stand up and face her anxiety-the deep, dark, debilitating dread that rules her everyday life. Because what stops her from going out into the world and just living is going to get a whole lot worse. She's leaving for college in the fall, where she'll be confronted with even more to worry about. To get back up sometimes you have to fall down, hard . . . When Jonas crashes into Brennan-in a harmless, albeit embarrassing fender bender-the two teens connect in ways they never expected. As friends, they help each other overcome their biggest falls and faults, and soon discover that while love can't fix everything, it's sometimes a place to start. Sensitive, wry, and unabashedly authentic, The Opposite of Falling Apart isn't about finding perfection in another person or fixing the things we think are broken. Instead, Micah Good has penned an enchantingly honest novel about accepting the very pieces of ourselves that make us unique, whole, and undeniably human.