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The Space Escape [COMPLETED]

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~Entered into Wattys2017
~The Two Planets| Book 1
~Best: #464 in Science Fiction 

The crew of Diafygí are given a choice: do a job for the King of Epistími or become outlaws.

Not much of a choice.

But when you stick a conceited princess, bent on annoying everyone, with a five-woman crew of sarcastic comments, witty comebacks and some pent-up anger towards royalty, what do you get?

You get a hilarious space odyssey filled with suspence and unbreakable friendships.

But the choice to put the princess on the ship was a risky one that made no sense. Is there something more sinister at work?

You get 'The Space Escape' by greenravenclaw!

*~*

Completed BUT uneditedAll Rights Reserved

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