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Shower Thoughts, Low-Key Insanity, and Half-Hearted Jazz Hands

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Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things.
(As you can see I am terrible at adjectives)
This is kinda like a bloggy book thing, but with the wackyness and unpredictability of a vlog channel.
This is the second book because my first one, called
Ranting, Raging, And General Fangirliness,
Wasn't allowed to go past 200 chapters (wattpad whyyy)
But at least people love sequels! But you better be prepared-
so grab your wands, get your salt and holy water, and mount your pegasus-
Fangirls- CHARGE!
*falls off pegasus*
*breaks wand*
*spills holy water*
*drops salt*
NO MY STUFF
*cri*All Rights Reserved

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Comments by SatansGayAssSkittles

Spoilers!! Fun... I am not good at descriptions for random books so... Please read. Also my craziness so you might not want to read this... Sorry if you were looking for a nice sane book look elsewhere! 😁 ⚠️ You have been warned!⚠️️😁

Demigodly Torture: Percy Jackson Truth or Dare [COMPLETED] by BeyondInsanity_

Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)

Leo Valdez One-Shot Book by panwake

exactly what the title says and yes I do know that this is the second one-shot book I am currently doing. but I wanted to do a whumptober of this, but I can't even get 2000 words out in a week, much less a day, so just think of this as depressing Leo Valdez book, so exactly what it is.

| Professor Jackson | Percy Jackson and Harry Potter Crossover | by RavenWriter01

[Completed] 🪶 Percy thought he would be bored the entire year while Annabeth interned on Olympus. Looking back, he wished he had been bored. But the fates continued to make his life interesting. Percy spent the entire year teaching. Teaching at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! New year, new friends, new adventures, new problems. Will he be a good teacher? Will he help unite the school? Can he stay out of the brewing war in the wizarding world? Read to find out! Percy Jackson: One year after BOO (Percy is 18) Harry Potter: During Order of the Phoenix [mix of book and movie] (Harry is 15; Fred & George are 17) Note: Story is set in modern day/Percy's timeline *I am going to imply that Lucius Malfoy was mentally abusive. If you'd rather not consider it abuse, then at the least, I am going to write in that Draco does not respond well to Lucius's strict parenting, sadistic influences and affiliations, and intolerant views.* Disclaimer Applies to Entire Story: I do not own any of the characters from the Percy Jackson series. All characters and plots from said series belong to Rick Riordan. I do not own any characters from the Harry Potter series. All characters and plots from said series belong to J.K. Rowling. Any references to the original dialogue in the aforementioned books are credited to their respective authors. This plot, though cliché at times, belongs to me.

Another Evil Grandfather 《COMPLETED》 by League_to_Legend

Percy had his day planned: eat, spend time with Annabeth and stay out of trouble. I can assure you that nowhere in that plan included getting a visit from Gandalf and a miniature version of himself to inform him that he has another evil grandfather. Great! (note the sarcasm) Taken to Hogwarts for his 'safety', Percy's year looks set to be eventful, again. Not to mention that Moldeshorts knows of his existence, or more importantly his demigod heritage, and wants to recruit him. But first Percy has to get through the year. Can Percy make it through the year without revealing the Gods and demigods' existence? *set in the Order of the Phoenix and after The Last Olympian* *The Lost Hero hasn't happened yet* *Percy is 16* *Harry is 15*

The Life of a Fangirl by Silent_rhythm

This is but a book of rants created by a wee child while she was hyped up on too much caffeine. Feel free to peruse these chapters, but be warned: it gets weird. :) Disclaimer: The opinions I expressed in the chapters of this book may have changed throughout the years. I know that my behavior certainly has. In no way do I regret publishing this book. In many ways, it has been a place of comfort and growth.

Percy Jackson at Hogwarts {Book 1} by CaraDoreenWinthrop

Percy Jackson, a demigod well known. He just came back from his battle with Gaia, still shaken up from the experience. One day, he came back to camp only to see Chiron asking him to go to a quest. Chiron wants to know if the wizards can be allies, but one problem. Voldemort is still alive. He came back after escaping death again, tricking the God Hades, and in the process getting the God angry. Percy needs to go to Hogwarts, a school for witchcraft and wizardry. Harry Potter, killed Voldemort. He finished his last year in Hogwarts, but was asked to retake the year, since the experience affected their education. When he gets to school he meets this weird exchange student. He excels in all classes, and is friends with almost everyone. Little did Harry know that he is here to defend Hogwarts from his old enemy, Voldemort. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, all rights go to Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling, but the plot is mine. Cringe is on your way as well. This was written by young me Sequel: Percy Jackson ~ Death Rechained {Book 2}

Saving Wisdom and Wizards || PJO x HP by alternativekitkat

Being a half-blood isn't easy, and it doesn't get easier. Of course, fighting in two wars and being drafted into a third doesn't help. But there are those lucky ones. The ones who survive and move on, have families, education, life. Percy Jackson is not one of them. He's a demigod and apparently, a very powerful and hated wizard. Percy is tasked with helping the Wizard World, and protecting Harry Potter, which is hard to do when Harry wants nothing more than to kill him. ~~~ *Completed* Sequel is up! Check out Hidden Wisdom and Wizards :) ~~~ Rewrite is also up! Same title, but with gray cover. I highly recommend checking that out as well! ~~~ Highest Rankings: #1 Percy Jackson #1 Percabeth #1 Annabeth Chase #1 Wizards #1 Dark!Percy #1 Heroes of Olympus #1 Rick Riordan #1 PJOHOO #2 Crossover

Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED} by BlaiseyWaisey

Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bloggy book thing, but with the wackyness and unpredictability of a vlog channel. ok so, grab your salt and holy water, wands at the ready, mount your pegasus, Fangirls, CHARGE!!!!! *falls off pegasus* *drops salt* *spills holy water* *breaks wand* NUUUU *cri*

When Might And Magic Meet by thegreatestbastard

Ok in my opinion this whole book is a mess, I can't say its a work I'm proud of and for that reason am currently working on a rewrite. Other people have told me they love this book and its really so feel free to read and if you have a suggestion for my rewrite feel free to comment it or pm me now heres the descriptions Magic people, wizards and witches they call themselves. Apparently those are real. Of course they are and why wouldn't they needs us as soon as I was going to get a break. Just that special demigod luck I guess. So off to Hogwarts!

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Spoilers!! Fun... I am not good at descriptions for random books so... Please read. Also my craziness so you might not want to read this... Sorry if you were looking for a nice sane book look elsewhere! 😁 ⚠️ You have been warned!⚠️️😁