Shower Thoughts, Low-Key Insanity, and Half-Hearted Jazz Hands
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Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things.
(As you can see I am terrible at adjectives)
This is kinda like a bloggy book thing, but with the wackyness and unpredictability of a vlog channel.
This is the second book because my first one, called
Ranting, Raging, And General Fangirliness,
Wasn't allowed to go past 200 chapters (wattpad whyyy)
But at least people love sequels! But you better be prepared-
so grab your wands, get your salt and holy water, and mount your pegasus-
Fangirls- CHARGE!
*falls off pegasus*
*breaks wand*
*spills holy water*
*drops salt*
NO MY STUFF
*cri*
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