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The Diary of a Certain Sith Lord

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Okay, you've seen my movie. But you've never heard about my life. I spent my teen years having my parents thinking it was "just a phase." Anyway, here's the story of my personal life. I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON REY DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT HUX SAYS!
Have you ever wondered what Kylo Ren's life was like? It might not be that different from yours. Well, if you're an antisocial, Empire-loving teenager who hides in their room eating Cheetos.... You might be surprised at what you discover in this diary of a certain sith lord!All Rights Reserved

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Yes, Master (Kylo Ren X Reader) by MelodyGatesAuthor

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Yes, Master (Kylo Ren X Reader)

You are Sidrienne Parroba, a member of the resistance, and daughter of the General and Admiral. Trained in the ways of the Force since you were very young, you were made to join the First Order as a trooper at the age of 20. The resistance expects you to gain information on the dreaded Supreme Leader, Kylo Ren, and the locations of his rumored, newly built, Starkiller bases. At 25, you are finally ranked highly enough to have the privilege of attending a supreme council meeting as a guard. You, unintentionally, catch the attention of Kylo Ren himself, and he unexpectedly commands you to be his apprentice, despite the council bringing about their strongest candidates. You had heard of his legendary temper, and the things he had done. You would do your best to remain strong of mind, but would he eventually force his way into you? Also available on AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/41703165/chapters/104613126 DISCLAIMERS - PLEASE READ - I do not own, nor do I claim to own the rights to any Star Wars characters or their likeness, I do own my own characters. - This is my own story, taking place after Snoke is dead, 5 years or so after EPISODE VIII, and for the purposes of my story, some of the main characters of the Star Wars canon either don't exist or have died. Just forget what you know and enjoy :) - This story is for the purpose of Kylo Ren romance/smut. There will be lots of naughty content, with a romantic undertone. If that's not your cup of tea, then this isn't for you. It's going to get hot. - I will try to post a trigger warning on chapters that may contain sensitive content. - My Star Wars knowledge is based solely on the movies. I do not profess to know everything, there may be some mistakes in terminology and other minor details. If you think I need to make a correction, please let me know, kindly! Enjoy :)