Fukusawa-sensei's Class

Are you exceptionally 'eccentric'?

Or maybe just straight out weird?

Then come enroll now to my academy, Eccentrically Normal Academy!

Here resides the greatest teacher of the decade, Fukusawa-sensei! He had taught countless individuals, whom all passed bar exams in flying colors!

If you enroll now, you will get the following freebies:

•You can breath at the academy for FREE!

•You can sit at the chairs of the academy for FREE!

•You will get the honor to witness the coolest teacher in history, Fukusawa Ryuji (In the low cost of 1 yen per second!)!

•And more!

So what are you waiting for? Just sign up at the nearest E.N.A branch in your area, ready a good 1000 yen for the tuition, and you're good to go! Just make sure you're exceptionally eccentric!
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Disclaimer: Any claims about Fukusawa Ryuji bribing the whole bar exams community is a farce. The hearing about this case is still ongoing.

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A/N: Hello, hello! Blazeo-kun here yet again with an another 'unique' story! This book won't be as good as my main story, as the purpose of this story is for me to improve my humor writing skills. Still, I promise you this won't be crappy!

So sit down and enjoy the laughs. (Or if you didn't laugh, maybe you'll laugh about how horrible my writing is! That counts as a laugh, no? :-D)