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You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!

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Outofthisworld143342

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Warning!

This book contains:
• Werewolves
• Humans 

(Any other race involved will be revealed if you read)

BTW: just to be clear, if ,and a very slim if, I include vampires, I'm one of those old fashioned people who believe that vampires burn in the sun and dink HUMAN blood. 

Also, clichés may be included depending on how lazy I am.


Oh and I'm Carib (from the Caribbean) so if I use a slang y'all don't know, ask. Learning is good.
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WARNING!

Sexy male, sarcastic female, packs and so on. Read it. You'll love it. If not, delete and move on with your life or leave a mean comment; whatever your level of maturity leads you to do. 

Proceed.All Rights Reserved

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A Unordinary Vampire Tale

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