You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!
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Warning!
This book contains:
• Werewolves
• Humans
(Any other race involved will be revealed if you read)
BTW: just to be clear, if ,and a very slim if, I include vampires, I'm one of those old fashioned people who believe that vampires burn in the sun and dink HUMAN blood.
Also, clichés may be included depending on how lazy I am.
Oh and I'm Carib (from the Caribbean) so if I use a slang y'all don't know, ask. Learning is good.
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WARNING!
Sexy male, sarcastic female, packs and so on. Read it. You'll love it. If not, delete and move on with your life or leave a mean comment; whatever your level of maturity leads you to do.
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