This Book is Free For Humans and English Speaking Space Aliens
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Ongoing, First published May 10, 2017
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This book is a 18 essays about my 18 years of life, my opinions on shit, and a whole lot of non-politically correct bull that I wouldn't say to you if you met me on the street, (thanks internet*, we should chill sometime).
    
    Basically, this book is about me, uncensored.
    
    Get ready to laugh & think. 
    (Maybe, also, drink?)
    
    I'm going to release each version, three chapters at a time, so, yeah, wait for that mess.
    
    Love,
    
    -Matt
    
    *But wait, isn't the internet just other people's computer? WHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!
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