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  • Time 39m
sophisticatedaliens
Complete, First published May 11, 2017
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"Hey. I'm trying to find a phone friend. Will you talk to me?"

"Phone friend?"

"You know... like those books on wattpad where two people meet on the phone and they convince themselves they aren't falling for each other but then they do and they get together in an unrealistic amount of time. You know those stories..."

You've been blocked from contacting this number.

"Shit."


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One guys journey to live out a wattpad cliche. 
Micheal- bold
The unfortunate person he's called- italics 
Everyone else- underlined
Narration- regular, duh
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