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hi. capital letters scare me but I use them to be "professional". this is my not-diary which is a thing that I post on occasionally if something kind of interesting happens in my boring life (which is rare). here are some tings about meh: i lik-no, love, melanie martinez and troye Sivan and gabriella lindley and zoe sugg and joe sugg and twaimz and teh yootoobz in general. my nickname is drama llama but I hate drama, ironic, isn't it. I am the og interneter (defo a word) at my school but everyone else thinks they're like the coolest muses and stuff when they're actually a bunch of cringey accidental hoes. #phan4life . dan Howell is my spirit bean. Phil lester is also my spirit bean. I like cookies and brownies and donuts but I hardly get them coz of diet crazy parents. I don't fit into a stereotype but I'm ok with that: basically I'm a girly tomboy who wears all the different styles and stuff and I have a lot of personalities and I love animals and I'm bisexual but also a-romantic.
I'm a lonely bean too. I sit at home in my bedroom when I'm not at school.
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