Join Jhon Greene on a magical, mystical journey through fairyland, where flying rainbow ponies exist and like to eat floating cereal. Also, lots of chocolate covered in shiny yellow in the shape of a coin is collected by Jhon Greene, who has a fetish for sparkly things. Read now!!
***Batteries not included. Guaranteed success only 30% of the time. 30% of the time success only 0% of the time. Side effects may include death***
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Reading may induce death-causing headaches, death- induced nausea, cramps of death, mosquito bites, cyanide poisonings, suicidal thoughts, suicides, rainbows and unicorns, death, death twice somehow, and self-induced torture. Until death.
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A million dollar bounty, underground assassins, torture-it's all in a days work for assassin Jessie Wright.
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Molded into an assassin by the one who killed her parents, Jessie defies orders and goes rogue. Now with a bounty on her head, her only chance of survival may be with a man who's reputation is worse than her own.
Violence, Assault, Swearing.