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Just an average phandom member, trolling around and doing the daily. Heh...that's what we're all thinking? Sure. No...not at all. There was one mistake in that sentence. Can you find it?.... *Waits patiently, while starting at you through the screen* Did you find it? No? Well that's okay, there's always next time. Sorry to go full on Dora mode on you right there, but being "average" was the mistake. First of all... I'm not normal... This is a random book for a reason. In this book, I'm gonna be a cringy ass phannie. I'll shitpost when I please.
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