The A**hole Assassin
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Eliza Woods was a normal girl up until she found out she hated people.
Those people who cut in line, cut you off at an intersection, or scam people for money. So she figured she could get back at 'em for money.
Now not only can she do some kick-a** moves, she also gets to make life miserable for people who deserve it
Have you ever had that one person who really gets on the nerves? Ever wanted to get back at that person without being convicted of murder? Well now you can! Call 1-ass-assin to hire the me today.
Message me personally if you want to put a character in the story! I'll only take a few at a time, and I'll send you the qualifications.
(Based on the tumblr post in the first chapter. Go follow to original idea's account! The idea was NOT MINE)
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