I Am Fully Convinced that my Dog Ate my Refrigerator

Yo I'm freaking out you guys. This is a horror story straight up, this is some paranormal type of crud yo. I cannot sleep. Call the Ghost Busters or the entire cast of Scooby Doo + John Cena and the Rock himself, cause you won't be able to sleep after reading this thing. Chucky, who? Freddy Kruger, what?? This is some spooky as nug Pingu and the Walrus type stuff. Read if you hecking dare m8s. I'll start hiding. Really, this is about how my fat pug is a jerk and the fact that I KNOW HE ATE MY FRIDGE IM MAD