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How You'll Really React

SpirituallyATrashcan

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Parts 2
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Reads 40
Votes 8
Parts 2
Time 20m

SpirituallyATrashcan

Mature

aph drabble fanfic hetalia humor scenarios short shortstories stories

(Moved from @MajesticKat)

We've all read them, those stereotypical Hetalia fan fics; be it from the kidnapping to the having some sort of magical potential/being a secret country and not even having the knowledge.

Let's take those and rewrite them in the prospect of how either a majority of the fandom might actually react (or maybe just me) if it were to truly happen.

So pull some pants on (or not, I mean, I'm not wearing any so I'm not going to tell you how to live your life) and get ready, because it just might get morbid or morally wrong.

[This is more so a drabble/scenario book and, for the sake of everything, is rated M]All Rights Reserved

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