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A Girl Is Home alone texting her Perverted friend when someone comes to see her.-PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY STORYS I WORKED UNTIL NIGHT TIME TO WORK ON THESE. IF I FIND ANY COPYS OF MY STORYS THEN I WILL TELL YOU TO DELETE THEM NOW AND IF ANY OF MY STORYS ARE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE THEN PLEASE TELL ME AND ILL WORK IT OUT!-warning-A lot of gross jokes-and something really gross-no kids allowed to read any of my Story's trust me...