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Silas Jones: The Gang Fight

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Imagine you're bored. Like really bored. You're browsing through some stories on Wattpad, trying to find something worth reading. Suddenly you have a bright idea. Instead of continuing your futile browsing, you decide to ring up an op-shop, to see if they have any cheap books. You wait as the phone dials. Someone from the store picks up the phone. 
      "SILAS YOUR LOCAL BOGAN HERE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?".
      You pull the phone away from your ear. Who shouts into a phone anyways? Read this story to find out. (It's an actual story.) (Cover Image courtesy of some artistic prodigy I happen to know)All Rights Reserved

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{Completed} Book #1 He finally answered the phone after the third ring. " You wanted to destroy me right ? Don't worry i'll do it for you, i wont disappoint you on that anymore. " I could hear car horn voices beside him .. I could hear the harsh sound of the thunder followed by heavy raining... I could hear his heavy breathing and the sound of wheels when he make sharp turnings.. But all this didn't matter because what he said made my heart pound harder. "Ashton ! What are you saying ? " I asked in alarm. "Please come back i beg you i can explain please just come back and we can talk this through i can explain... " "SHUT UP KATHERINE !" His voice was so harsh , it was raging with anger making me more afraid. But what concerned me more was his loud breath , it was obvious he is stumbling in breathing normally. "It was too good to be true i knew thi...." And with this his voice disappeared and all what i was able to hear , a crashing voice , a scream , cries,.. I couldn't concentrate after that , i couldn't stay on my feet anymore , the thought alone driving me crazy. Black dots swarmed my vision as my whole body felt light and everything went black after.. ******* Meet Katherine , she lost her fiancé , the only man she really loved ,she lost her unborn child all because of that car accident , it took her more than a year to be able to stand again and face the world ,but what happens when she discovers that it wasn't just an accident , that it was a planned murder !? She will do her best to let him pay the price , she will make him suffer , she will destroy him just like he destroyed the only good thing in her life , she will do anything because it is "All About Revenge !" ***** [NEEDS MAJOR EDITING]

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