Imagine you're bored. Like really bored. You're browsing through some stories on Wattpad, trying to find something worth reading. Suddenly you have a bright idea. Instead of continuing your futile browsing, you decide to ring up an op-shop, to see if they have any cheap books. You wait as the phone dials. Someone from the store picks up the phone. "SILAS YOUR LOCAL BOGAN HERE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?". You pull the phone away from your ear. Who shouts into a phone anyways? Read this story to find out. (It's an actual story.) (Cover Image courtesy of some artistic prodigy I happen to know)