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Ongoing9m
Last published Tue, May 16, 2017
A collection of shitposts that you should read if you are looking to contract cancer.
Disclaimer: These stories do not actually cause cancer, that was a joke.
Discaimer #2: I can make cancer jokes. it runs in my family. I'll develop it within the next two years.
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