Baby Comeback
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A very stupid, yet fun, book of comebacks. Enjoy!
* pretty sure 99% of these came from the interwebs, so, if you've seen them before, that's why.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'§ ||𝟏𝟖+
⋆𐙚₊ 𝐀 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⋆𐙚₊ ~𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐢𝐭! ｡✧ Prologue "माझं तुझ्यावर प्रेम आहे." Majha tujhyavar prem aahe. "I'm in love with you," he said. His voice was rough. Low. And in Marathi-for the first time. He never spoke in his mother tongue before. But now... he did. For me. And in that moment, I didn't know whether to smile... or shatter. Was I supposed to feel happy? Because all I felt was numb. I couldn't believe this was real. Not him. Not this moment. It felt like a cruel, twisted fantasy. No. No, this can't be happening. It's my birthday. Maybe I drank too much. Maybe I'm hallucinating. Or maybe... he's playing with me. Again. "You're not lying... right?" I asked, my voice barely a whisper. My heart pounded like a warning siren. This felt like a game. A trap. His expression didn't change- but something in his eyes shifted. Dark. Unreadable. Dangerous. Why now? Why me? Tears stung the corners of my eyes, and I hated that he saw them. Because the truth is- I don't know how to react to a man who once broke me... now telling me he loves me. Not when his love feels like poison- sweet on the surface, deadly underneath. And yet, a part of me wanted to believe him. Wanted to fall. Even if I knew I'd be falling onto broken glass. Because that's what his love is. Beautiful. Addictive. Painful. And now it's mine. Whether I survive it or not... ｡✧ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩
𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇.𝐏.
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 ・˙˙↝∙・˙• 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡... 𝐀 𝐌𝐚 𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.Complete
𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴?❞ ❝. . . 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i continue to make y'all laugh with incorrect drarry scenarios.Complete
𝐕𝐞𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞: 𝐀 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐝
𝐒𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞: 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 & 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟐: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐣𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒚. 𝑽𝒆𝒊𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑽𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑽𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒖𝒌𝒕𝒂, 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅. 𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕, 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒂. 𝒀𝒆𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔, 𝑽𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅-𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒖𝒏𝒘𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆, 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒖𝒌𝒕𝒂 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆. Copyright © [202
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These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :DComplete![Tyler Talk [Complete]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/21044692-256-k695424.jpg)
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The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.Complete
𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 // 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺
✰𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗮𝘀𝘀. -𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱? -𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸? «ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀɴᴅ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, sᴏ ᴄ ʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴇᴘʜᴏɴᴇ.»Complete
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