Baby Comeback

Baby Comeback

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A very stupid, yet fun, book of comebacks. Enjoy! * pretty sure 99% of these came from the interwebs, so, if you've seen them before, that's why.

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ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 ✔︎ 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕟𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕠𝕟 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕪. (𝔼𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕙 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣, 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖) 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕: 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟙𝟛𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕: 𝕁𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝟙𝟝𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟞𝟝.𝟝𝕜 #𝟙 𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 #𝟝 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 #𝟙𝟠 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕀 𝕠𝕓𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀'𝕞 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕁.𝕂. ℝ𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕤 𝕀𝕟𝕔. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖.
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𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡
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𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 | 𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘅 𝗼𝗰𝘀
[ 𝗩𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦! 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗢𝗖𝗦 ] ❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄, 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇, 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍-𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒; 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ❞ ━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 ˗ˏˋ ✎ 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 ┊ © -𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘤 ꒱ 𝗣𝗥𝗘-𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥'𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 ━ 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗔𝗭𝗞𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗡 [under editing!]
Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff
This book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x
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𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇.𝐏.
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 ・˙˙↝∙・˙• 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡... 𝐀 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
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Tyler Talk [Complete]

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

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