The Best Joke
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Last published Fri, Jul 1, 2022
A High school AU for Batman.
Bruce Wayne, the richest kid in school. Nicest clothes,best car, but no one questioned. Why he hasn't dated yet. He turned down every girl even Selina, also the guys that asked him out as well. Nothing sparked his interest until a very upbeat person walked into his life. But little does Bruce knows, that the person can lead to his own insanity.
(Pretty obvious on who it is)
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