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"Chiabatta-Luca-Cola-Sven Herrmann! Unser Hund kotzt Papier!"
"Ja... Ich kann es echt nicht über's Herz bringen, die Lehrer anzulügen, Mama..."
Oh man! Manchmal fragt man sich, ob das alles wirklich wahr sein kann, oder ob nicht doch irgendwie irgendwo in diesem Universum ein entspanntes Leben möglich wäre. Häufig stellt man sich diese Möglichkeit im Alter zwischen zwölf und achtzehn vor. Und mal ehrlich: Schulstress, nervige Barbiegirls mit Hang zur Melodramatik, Erzpädagogen, die fast die Schule in die Luft jagen, und dann kommt natürlich noch irgendwann dieses tolle Erwachsenenpaket à la "Verantwortung-übernehmen" dazu. Kein Wunder, dass man das Leben mit Humor nehmen muss. Und Sarkasmus ist nun einmal die realistischere und eloquentere Art der Ironie.
Die Helden, denen wir in diesen gesammelten Kurzgeschichten begegnen werden, sind allesamt mit dieser einzigartigen Wunderwaffe ausgestattet - Und wissen, wie man sich im Alltag damit behaupten kann!
Zum Lachen, Weinen und Verzweifeln! :)
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