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"Chiabatta-Luca-Cola-Sven Herrmann! Unser Hund kotzt Papier!"
"Ja... Ich kann es echt nicht über's Herz bringen, die Lehrer anzulügen, Mama..."
Oh man! Manchmal fragt man sich, ob das alles wirklich wahr sein kann, oder ob nicht doch irgendwie irgendwo in diesem Universum ein entspanntes Leben möglich wäre. Häufig stellt man sich diese Möglichkeit im Alter zwischen zwölf und achtzehn vor. Und mal ehrlich: Schulstress, nervige Barbiegirls mit Hang zur Melodramatik, Erzpädagogen, die fast die Schule in die Luft jagen, und dann kommt natürlich noch irgendwann dieses tolle Erwachsenenpaket à la "Verantwortung-übernehmen" dazu. Kein Wunder, dass man das Leben mit Humor nehmen muss. Und Sarkasmus ist nun einmal die realistischere und eloquentere Art der Ironie.
Die Helden, denen wir in diesen gesammelten Kurzgeschichten begegnen werden, sind allesamt mit dieser einzigartigen Wunderwaffe ausgestattet - Und wissen, wie man sich im Alltag damit behaupten kann!
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Life Lost and Found
Madeline found the note in her locker. Neatly folded, it held a pair of razor blades and a set of instructions. "Just die, ugly girl. No one will miss you." She doesn't know who gave it to her. Or any of the others before it. But she knows one thing: they're right. No one will miss her. Her mother is dead, her dad is more a theory than a parental figure, and her friends are the stick figures she draws in her notebooks. So, when someone she barely knows invites her to the school graduation party, there's no reason for her to go. A girl like her at a party like that? Eating a bowl of live spiders would be a better idea. And yet, she accepts. She goes. She doesn't know what she expects to find there. She doesn't even know why she said yes. Out of desperation? Because she thinks she'll somehow make friends? Prove, somehow, that the razor note is wrong? Whatever her reasons, what she finds is a surprise. And not the one she wants. She's given one more note. And what's written inside this one will make her face the truth she's been hiding from for seven years. And the truth about Madeline Parker will either fix her, and finally make her worthy of being loved, or it will prove that the note with the razors is right. Or both. -- Complete and professionally edited. Also on sale (www.lifelostandfound.com) where 150% of all sales go to charity, including the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Dedicated to all of us who need a reason to keep going. Especially now. I hope it makes you laugh. And I hope it helps you realize you're not alone. (Warning -- Do not read this book if you: look amazing all or most of the time, never worry about what people think of you, have more friends than Estonia has people, or are allergic to the word "shenanigans". Especially that last one, because it's used once or twice and you may experience a reaction. Also, you should probably see a doctor about that. Secondary warning: the word "shenanigans" is used in this warning.)Zakończone
7 Nights with Mr. Black
"I hate you." My voice cracks as I tell him. His feet stop at the door. I clutch the bedsheet tightly around my chest as he turns around with an emotionless face. "Then there will be a lot of hate fucking between us." A smirk curve his lips as his green eyes rake over my body with the heat of conquest. Hot rage flows through my veins and I glare back at him with so much hatred for what he did to me. "Breakfast at sharp 8:10. You remember, right?" He smirks arrogantly and walks out of the room with his warnings. WARNING: FORCED SXX BOOK!! 🔞 * * * * * * * * * * * Dakota Black was a man cloaked with charisma and power. But I made him a monster. Three years ago, I sent him to jail. Accidentally. And now he is back to get his revenge from me. "Seven nights." He said. "I spent seven nights in that rotten jail. I give you seven nights to live with me. Sleep with me. And I'll free you from your sins." He promised to destroy my life for the sake of a good view if I didn't follow his commands. His personal wh0re, that's what he called me. 🔻MATURE CONTENT🔻 Highest Ranks: #1 in Force #1 in Hate #1 in LoveHate #1 in Seduction #1 in Blackmail #1 in Adult Content #1 in Sexual Themes #1 in Mature Themes #2 in Adult #2 in Humor #2 in Revenge #2 in Dark Fantasy #3 in Hot #3 in EnemiesToLovers #4 in SlowBurnZakończone
Coffee at 5 AM √
"Wait," I put my hands on my hips and frown. "You woke me up to ask me this? Because you want to meet me every morning at five?" "Yes." "So you honestly expect me to throw away three hours of perfectly good sleep just to have coffee with you?" He rolls his eyes and smirks at me. "Yes." "And what's in it for me?" he takes a step towards me. "Duh. You get to drink coffee with me every day for a year," he points at his face. "Are you going to say no to this pretty face, are you?" I hand him a five-dollar bill. "Fine, I'll do it," he smiles. "Now go get me a mocha latte and a cream cheese bagel." √ √ √ Ella Cliff has always been the girl with a perfect Instagram feed, an amazing closet and boyfriends to die for. But Ella isn't who she appears to be. In reality, she despises the role she's playing. Waking up at four A.M. and having meltdowns are daily routines for her and she feels like she's all alone. Meet Connor Black, a boy with a smirk that makes girls swoon, who loves romance novels and who also hates 99% of the population. He's the most popular boy at his school, even though he doesn't talk to anyone. So, what happens when Ella, a girl living a double life, and Connor, a boy with severe depression, meet? What happens if they fall in love? And what would happen if they told everyone the truth? WARNING: This story contains insomnia, depression, and thoughts about suicide Coffee at 5 AM by Maura H. Copyright © 2020 All Rights ReservedZakończone
𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝒀𝑶𝑼
ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵐⁱˡᵉ, ᵒʳ ˢᵐᵉˡˡ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ, ᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵒᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᴸᵉᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ⁱᵗ, ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰʸ ᴬˡˡᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵒʷ --- Demani never needed much, just a break from living. But with the chaos at home from her mom, her stepdad and step-siblings, it feels impossible. School is her only escape, a safe haven she shares with her three best friends. They keep each other sane without even realizing it. It's always been the four of them. Until they meet them. Until she meets ℎ𝑖𝑚. Booker stopped caring a long time ago. Between taking care of his sick grandma, dodging bullets and keeping up with school, life is just something he's pushing through. The only things holding him together? His grandma and a stupid promise he made in the seventh grade. Neither of them is looking for more, but sometimes, the people you least expect become the ones you need the most.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘖𝘧 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 ✔️
•𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 ✒ [ᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ] "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥." "She woke up as a stranger to herself and the world.." ʟᴏɢʟɪɴᴇ: "Chloe, a mysterious girl suffering from disorders and memory loss, was shifted to a mental asylum. There she discovers the secrets of her past. With the help of her friends, they're set to fight off the hunters who dragged Chloe into this misery." --- 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 me @Cadance232 𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘏𝘢𝘸𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘭 𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 2022 --- sɴᴇᴀᴋ ᴘᴇᴀᴋ: "We are going to escape from here,break out." I eye them seriously. "We don't have much time, we've got two days before the crazy killer will come for you. How do we escape?" Aiden whispers and others nod. "W-what you guys are escaping from the asylum!?" We snap our heads behind at the door to face one of the doctors in charge. Shit. We are busted. --- I'm Chloe, a 17y/o pyscho.As if waking up from a 2 years of coma wasn't good enough, to make it worse, I didn't remember anything from my past.A psychopath having hallucinations along with temporary amnesia. I was shifted to an asylum for a period of four months. My existence was unknown or covered by someone. There weren't any reports when I went missing, strangely, nor was I ever sighted in any town. Talk about creepiness. Could it be related to serial killers abducting youngsters before finishing them? If so, why was I alive without any memory from my past? Loads of questions yet no answer. The most scariest one- Why was I in a coma, an unknown mystery? --- What happens when she slowly regains her memory? Will it help her and the other towns that are fished by sick serial killers? If someone tried to kill her,won't they come back finding out sZakończone
Infinity x The World
Warning: this book's focus is drawn to a character who hints themes of depression and self-harm. The idea of the story is to present the experience of learning to understand and comfort someone through these struggles. So while these themes are contained within a comical styled story, they are still present so please be mindful of that before you read on. You. You're just a normal girl. A normal girl with a normal life... until you meet the boy with blue hair... Name: unknown Age: unknown Human? Unknown How can someone live a life without anyone knowing of their existence? You don't know. But you want too. Determination fills you with a desire to seek more about this boy. There's just something about him that makes you want to know more. He meets your eye. Is a name really too much to ask? He refuses to give you one. If you keep investigating, you'll get hurt. You'll be killed. You'll regret it. It's not a warning. It's simply the truth. You've been noticing strange things going on. He's not in any records. A shotgun fire?! He has wounds that heal all too quickly. How can a boy get shot and heal by the very next day? You want to know, don't you? Then simply allow your mind to go wondering into this book and discover the secrets behind the boy who no one knows. (This book is a representation of my experiences with dating someone with depression in high school. I wrote it while we were dating, subconsciously writing him into the character Infinity. I will say that I intend to rewrite this at some point to send a better message, as I feel some of the actions in this book are unhealthy reactions to depression, that I have a much better perspective of now) [I'm also working on a VN based on this story.... If my studies would stop getting in the way]Zakończone
LAST YEAR
When a group of girls were in their last year in high school before setting to more adult life, they decided to make their last year the most memorable year. They have their own bucket list of what they wish to do for their last year. But there are 3 major wishes they want to make and do... • Try to make many memories • Graduate with good and high in their fields • Confess to their crushes There are many problems that can block them from achieving these goals. * For creating many memories: Their problem is that they have many responsibilities up on their sleeves and they're not sure if they're capable of fulfilling that * For Graduate with good and high in their fields: It's quite hard since there are pests that are preventing them from achieving it * For Confess to their crushes: Confessing to their crushes is undeniably hard, but that's not the case for the girls. The problem is that their crushes unfortunately happen to be the pests in their lives.. .A.K.A. their nemesis.... To make it worse, these boys are gay... -------- • The girls have their own responsibilities and focuses, balancing their time to fulfill their duties and also make time for themselves is a task that can be hard to do • Succeeding in their field can also be challenging, with their nemesis and the pest that keeps making them struggle • The first two are already hard to do but the third one is a lot more complicated and worse, for the girls. ------- The girls unfortunately fall for their nemesis, the pest, idiot, stupid boys in their lives, who do nothing but to test the girls' patience and sanity... -----------------HIATUS---------------
Back To Our Roots, Book One
Thad hasn't had the easiest life. It doesn't help that he's been called a 'she' for most of it. After attempting to end it, he enrolls in Dalton Academy. Meeting an old friend whose life he saved without knowing it, his old friend's boyfriend who is flamboyant but also sweet, a boy who seems to read his mind and know exactly what he's going through, a boy who gets on his nerves but he can't help but love, a quieter boy who balances him out, a sweet boy with a motherly personality, an anxious boy who hardly seems to relax, and a rather oblivious boy whose boyfriend gives him a very bad vibe, his year seems like it's going to be more eventful than he could ever imagine. But his friends haven't had the easiest life, either. Some of their pasts are dark, darker than a teenager's life should be. Some of their presents are dark. And their futures? Well, that's for them to decide. [COMPLETED] TW: Abuse Self-harm Violence Mental Illness Suicide Transphobia/Homophobia Sexism Swearing Shitty pie charts Starring: Kurt Hummel Blaine Anderson Wesley Montgomery David Thompson Thaddeus Harris Sebastian Smythe Jeffery Sterling Nicholas Duval Matthew Richardson [This was written forever ago. I apologize for whatever's in here, it's too long for me to remember all of it. I might remaster it at some point, idk.]Zakończone
Madeline found the note in her locker. Neatly folded, it held a pair of razor blades and a set of instructions. "Just die, ugly girl. No one will miss you." She doesn't know who gave it to her. Or any of the others before it. But she knows one thing: they're right. No one will miss her. Her mother is dead, her dad is more a theory than a parental figure, and her friends are the stick figures she draws in her notebooks. So, when someone she barely knows invites her to the school graduation party, there's no reason for her to go. A girl like her at a party like that? Eating a bowl of live spiders would be a better idea. And yet, she accepts. She goes. She doesn't know what she expects to find there. She doesn't even know why she said yes. Out of desperation? Because she thinks she'll somehow make friends? Prove, somehow, that the razor note is wrong? Whatever her reasons, what she finds is a surprise. And not the one she wants. She's given one more note. And what's written inside this one will make her face the truth she's been hiding from for seven years. And the truth about Madeline Parker will either fix her, and finally make her worthy of being loved, or it will prove that the note with the razors is right. Or both. -- Complete and professionally edited. Also on sale (www.lifelostandfound.com) where 150% of all sales go to charity, including the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Dedicated to all of us who need a reason to keep going. Especially now. I hope it makes you laugh. And I hope it helps you realize you're not alone. (Warning -- Do not read this book if you: look amazing all or most of the time, never worry about what people think of you, have more friends than Estonia has people, or are allergic to the word "shenanigans". Especially that last one, because it's used once or twice and you may experience a reaction. Also, you should probably see a doctor about that. Secondary warning: the word "shenanigans" is used in this warning.)
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