Call me snake(one direction)

Sup the names alexia but people call me snake I like that better and we'll I got that name because the big snake tattoo I have going up my rip cage yeah that's right I'm 17 and have a tattoo well that's what happens when your uncle is a tattoo artist well it just so happens that I don't belong here in London I'm actually a Cali gal bit of a babass if I do say my self I moved here to London with my lovely mother dear and my dad *shudder at thought* at the age of 14 and took place as badass when my lovely FATHER decides we were not good enough and left with a note text video NOTHEN AT ALL anywayyyysss where was I oh yeah I'm badass like my name is well known here in London I've been kicked out of 20 schools and arrests more than 50 time I would tell you how many but I lost count after 55 so ooh another fact about me I HATE I mean HATE jls the wanted and all those gay bands ( *a/n*no hate to any ALL are amazballs) but I do like bvb and if you don't know what that is that my peasants is black veil brides best band EVA any just like read this AWSOME story I'm about to tell you about my ADVENTUROUS life With jake the dog and Finn the human the fun never ends ADVENTURE TIME what yeah I watch adventure time you got a problem with that take it to my lawer who doesn't eggsist haha egg EGGYYY ohh that rhymes with eddy who I do not know who that is well peace of you cray cray peasants xxx •_• (ps one direction not famous ) :) ;) *_* . Copyright 2014.All rights reserved.This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, Contact SaffiePratt on wattpad or Facebook with the same name.