Bad Condense-milked love
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Last published Mon, Nov 20, 2017
In the mood for a blasted fun time with many laughs, along with heart wrenching romance? Well this book has it all, it's filled to the brim with laughter, humor, love, romance and developments.
Anesmera finds herself embarked on a journey filled with Humor, love and crazy wild stunts caused by her random, slightly mental behavior, coupled with a chipper personality. She can't be completely sane if she finds herself accidentally robbing the famous Luca Viélle's precious jar of condensed milk.
Luca has no idea what to think when Anesmera Gold randomly entered his life like a storm would approach a city. Luckily for him, behind each storm is a hidden rainbow with a pot of gold.
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