Bertstrips: THE HENSON BANK HEIST starring Bert and Ernie

WARNING: THIS STORY IS NOT FOR SMALL CHILDREN. THIS IS A PARODY THAT USES THE LIKENESSES AND CHARACTERS FROM SESAME STREET. THIS STORY IS DISTURBING, GROTESQUE, AND OFFENSIVE IN EVERY SENSE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
I DO NOT OWN NOR CLAIM TO OWN THE RIGHTS TO SESAME STREET OR THEIR CHARACTERS.

In a world where Sesame Street is corrupted by drugs, violence, and crime, two outlaws named Bert and Ernie must rob the most protected bank in the city in order to finally be set for life.
However, doing so is much more difficult that it sounds. They first widen their circle of trust, get their hands dirty, and make a few sacrifices along the way if they want a chance at getting into Henson Bank.