Superfluous Goats
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Jul 29, 2017
A book club for goat lovers. And old people.
"Normal is boring. Weird is better. Goats are awesome, but only in small quantities."
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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