Superfluous Goats

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Parts 8
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Reads 568
Votes 18
Parts 8
Time <5 mins

A book club for goat lovers. And old people.

"Normal is boring. Weird is better. Goats are awesome, but only in small quantities." 
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible ThingsAll Rights Reserved

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