(Harry Potter Fanfic)
Ingredients:
A Very Clever Gryffindor Who DOES NOT DO SPORT.
A Very Lazy Slytherin Who DOES NOT DO TEAMWORK.
A Very Annoying Hufflepuff Who DOES NOT DO TACT.
30 Screaming First Years.
Method:
Throw them onto a quidditch pitch, give them dangerous weapons and leave them to Bond for a while. Remember to add plenty of competition, pressure,useless advice, feminism and the occasional romance. Add Dangerous plants to taste.
Voila - you have your Zinc Award! Serve hot with plenty of anticipation and a sprinkling of terror.
Warning: this recipe could result in riots, arguements, the discovery of unknown emotions, much mockery, people repeatedly falling off their brooms and general Chaos.All Rights Reserved