From the time Mom popped us out, Smarty and I made a pact: we were the Pants twins, and we were going to be best friends as long as we lived. For most of our lives we maintained that pact to the letter. We were tight with a capital "t", closer than bread and jam. We loved each other, despite our rather drastic differences. It was only when Diane became Smarty and I, Leo, became Fancy that the cracks in our resolve began to show.All Rights Reserved