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How To Kick Zombie Ass

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Well this book is about a lazy procrastinating assassin who wakes up late one day to find the world is full of zombies, throw in werewolves and vampires and a bunch of cliché's and the end of the world seems closer then ever.
the cover is a nike ad XD until I actually do one T-TAll Rights Reserved

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The Perfect Human

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