Damn, They're crazy!
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Last published Mon, Dec 4, 2017
"Let's go and celebrate Ramadan in Jordan!" my dad said out of blue, full of excitement. Oh, God, putting all wild animals posible and imposible in their natural habitat at the same time? It may be one of the stupidest ideas of the century. It ain't gonna turn good. Nah-ah.
Let me tell you this straight ahead so you understand what you're getting yourself into. We have a huge, no, gigantic family full of lunatic people, obviously including me, the wierdest and most nuts human beeing, if you can count me one and not an allien monkey that is, out of them all.
So count me and one hella huge family full of crazy people, a place far from home and one month that may become more. Not the best combination, is it, so what to expect?
I just hope I will survive. Or, better said, I hope they can survive me.
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