Can you guess what happens when Shinra Kishitani actually catches Shizuo Heiwajima? No, no, no. Let's start from the very beginning. How, exactly, did Shinra, of all people, catch the Beast of Ikebukuro? Obviously, Izaya Orihara is always behind everything that's bad. But who would've known Shizuo would get so drunk? And who would've guessed Izaya would feel so flustered? Definitely not Shinra! (This story has a second part called Operation M.I.F.P by me, XXFANimeXX!)