Make Her Neck Longer
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Art that I_likes_me_some_cake and I did of the totally not satire book she's writing and I'm illustrating called Magical Beginnings (Desu)
"Make her neck longer."
5/18/17, 2:14 PM
I hope no one ever has to witness this book with their own two eyes
Maybe except you
You know who you are
We ride together we die together
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