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How To Not Impress Royalty

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Silfur Málmur, the only daughter and successor to the throne of the smallest kingdom in all the nine realms, just turned sixteen, the eligible age to marry. Her parents try their best to get her a suitor but she rejects all of them. Unfortunately for her, the All-Father Odin and Queen Frigga decides to have a whole 'process' to have the perfect match for their two princes. The All-Father calls all the princesses ages 16 to 20 to Asgard. Silfur tries her best not to make an impression to the royalties to make sure she doesn't get married. Along the way she stumbles on deceiving men and jealous princesses. In her funny, sarcastic, descriptive point of view, one side of the story is surely to be entertaining.
*I do NOT own the Marvel characters mentioned and most characters are mine.* 
[There are some chapters that are PG-13 but most are rated PG]All Rights Reserved

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