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This is just me fooling around and please don't actually do what is said in this. But if your a psychotic killer and your about to kill people in school and need to seem sweet use a sharp pencil  or get one of those pens where the inside is a knife. Actually I should write about that, ways to kill someone using school supplies, I really like that idea actually...All Rights Reserved

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