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"What time did you say your dentist appointment was again?" Harry murmured, his green eyes widening with delight, and before his mouth even reopened I knew where he was headed with that question.

"Don't you even dare--"

"Tooth-hurty?"

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A fictional tale on the very real events leading to the song Carolina.

How will Townes cope with the song written especially for her, and will she ever get over Harry's dad jokes? Stay tuned.Alle Rechte vorbehalten

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Chapter One
Mi., Mai 24, 2017

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Chapter One
Mi., Mai 24, 2017

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