Get A Life

"All you do is either skating or cat related." And stalking-related.

Yuri retreats into the darkness. "I do you, fuckface."

Oh, come on. He's such a child about this. "Sex is as much of a hobby as eating. It doesn't count."

"Beka!" He slams his fist down. "I swear to the Holy Virgin Mother, if you do not stop pestering me about this bullshit, I will tell JJ you say his name when I blow you."

"That was just one time."

"It counts."

"I was telling you he was in the locker room..."

"It totally counts!"