DUMB ASS JOKES/ Pick Up Lines 👅💦

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Just shitty jokes lol. Kpop random some pervy WARNING SOME MAY BE OFFENSIVE. Happy ready my shitty shit I wright cuz I'm just a piece of shit and have nothing better 2 do NOT ALL MINEAll Rights Reserved

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