Puns and Pickup lines
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Not all of these are mine so you might have seen some of them before. This a book of my greatest puns, pickup lines, and dad jokes.
#82 in dadjokes on 20190604
#785 in puns on 20190604
#592 in pickuplines on 20190604
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