Puns and Pickup lines

LECTURES 3,356
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LECTURES 3,356
Votes 152
Parties 117
Durée 8m

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Not all of these are mine so you might have seen some of them before. This a book of my greatest puns, pickup lines, and dad jokes.
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💗- fluff 🔥-smut ‼️-angst (idk how to write angst lol) -MalexMale -all of these are just for fun -All fake!! -I cringe writing these -none of the art is mine -credits to all the artists -I take requests -any negativity in the comments will be deleted Overall I hope you enjoy my writing ✍️ 👌

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐓. K. Kozume [✓], écrit par kosmixity

this was written in 2020-2021 so it has that type of humor 😭😭 super cringe fr... "hey youre hot" "i know right 🥵" after time-skip ! In which, Y/N dms one of her celebrity crushes, not expecting to get an answer back. no reposts ! fem reader, sorry book cover design inspo by minishoyo on yt ! cover art made by spriscillart on twitter ! cw: cussing i do not own Haikyuu!! or any of their characters.

Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing], écrit par bellamy-blake

She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!

A parody of many anime series! Love subtly funny, idiot humor? Read this twist on some of my favorite series! (Finished due to wattpad's restrictions... See this site to read whole thing https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=6893311964903856955#allposts)

!!DISCONTINUED!! Kpop oneshots that I've written.

Sugar Daddy (김남준) ✔, écrit par xhoseokke

𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖... [COMPLETE] 🏆Most Impressive Rankings🏆 #1 btsimagines #1 jungkookimagines 100 Reads - 17/04/21 1k Reads - 29/05/21 5k Reads - 01/09/21 10k Reads - 30/11/21 20k Reads - 22/03/22 30k Reads - 25/07/22 40k Reads - 04/09/23 50k Reads!!! - 20/06/24

[✓] pick up line ━ sakuatsu, écrit par -TAKASHII

❝ HEY BABY, IF I SERVE MY HEART TO YOU, WOULD YOU GET IT? ❞ in which atsumu sends a random number a pick up line

"𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋, 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓" "𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐅𝐈𝐓" 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤, 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐀 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐧𝐡𝐚 This is poorly written and was written in 2020 💀 im cringing

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💗- fluff 🔥-smut ‼️-angst (idk how to write angst lol) -MalexMale -all of these are just for fun -All fake!! -I cringe writing these -none of the art is mine -credits to all the artists -I take requests -any negativity in the comments will be deleted Overall I hope you enjoy my writing ✍️ 👌

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