Once, ages ago, when electricity was just out of grasp and palaces ruled as the pinnacle of human innovation, the princess of the byzantine empire was forced to marry the ruler of Russia. Princess Sophia was enamored with books and learning, so with her dowry, the byzantine emperor sent her along with thousands of ancient texts dating back to times of when all roads led to Rome and Greek gods ruled from the peaks of mountains. It is said that these texts held secrets unimaginable to the human brain, that they were the height of all logical thinking. At least, until the ancient library was lost.