What if?

"What if?"
He repeated as a question.

"What if"
I confirmed as he gave me a puzzled look, sighing I decided to elaborate.
"What if unicorns were disguised as our parents?
What if the unicorns are in a war against ninga's?"

"Are you being serious with me right now?"
He asked, raising a brow skeptically while looking at me concerned.
I almost laughed, now he was looking at me like I was crazy.
Not when we jumped of the building together.
Not when I bought a 500kg bucket of Nutella off eBay (no regrets).
Not when I watched someone struggle with there last breath right in front of me.
But when I suddenly bring up Ninja's and unicorns he thinks I've lost it. I mean his a vampire! What about this is crazy?
Never the less, I put on my best poker face,
"Yes, I'm being one hundred percent serious with this. I was thinking of telling the FBI my theory."

"Ok, I seriously can't tell if your joking or not."
His like three zillion trillion years old yet he is struggling to figure out if I'm joking?!

"And how did you know that unicorns are disguised as parents?"
He asked completely oblivious to how life changing what he just said was.
My mouth dropped open and just hung there for what felt like a life time.
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Meet Grace Smith, the worlds most bland and boring person.
Introvert extraordinaire.
Imagine her surprise when she gets whisked away by a run-away mental health patient.
Well she hopes his a run-away mental health patient, how else would you explain him exclaiming his a vampire and Grace is his mate?
Thrown into a world she barely understands, her poor introvert soul is harmed as she's forced to hang around crazy hyper people at midnight.