" I was once an alcohol addict, yes, but nothing - not even 136 shots of the said drink - has ever made me feel more giddy, more unsteady and even more drunk compared to how you, an 18 years old little girl, could make me feel all of those things just by saying my name alongside an i love you. " - [warning: sexual content, smoking, drinking, drugs, smol age gap, and shit loads of swearing]