Genius Baby

Since Alfred was born, his parents knew something was different about him. He never cried, and seemed to stare mystified into space for long periods of time. By the time he was 5 months, he was already forming patterns with the colored blocks in his nursery, and was capable of speech, but he wouldn't let his parents know that, Oh no. He was planning on milking this baby thing as long as he could. Join Alfred in his baby world, but very adult thoughts.