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This is a book full of cliche things, or at least things I think are cliche. It will soon be full of some of the most over-used ideas in the world and original ideas that YOU can USE (with my permission, of course). If you are tired of the cliches as well, join me and together we shall make a better world tomorrow. Why tomorrow? Because today you are reading my book.
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