The Douchebag Program 2.0
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Last published Mon, Mar 19, 2012
Adelaide has a weird fondness for G-TEC-C3, Baby Ruth, Draco Malfoy and Finnick Odair. She’d rather watch people and write on her black Moleskin journal than “participate” in life, as their guidance councilor put it. When the school pretty-boy douchebag throws her an innuendo, she was sure as hell going to participate. This is war.
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