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madbernice
Ongoing, First published Mar 19, 2012
Adelaide has a weird fondness for G-TEC-C3, Baby Ruth, Draco Malfoy and Finnick Odair. She’d rather watch people and write on her black Moleskin journal than “participate” in life, as their guidance councilor put it. When the school pretty-boy douchebag throws her an innuendo, she was sure as hell going to participate. This is war.
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Slytherin's Princess | Draco Malfoy

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Alice is a pure blood descendent of Salazar Slytherin. Which means she's a blood relatives to Voldemort. Of course, she's not aware of this when she was ten years old. And just like any other children from every wizarding families, she was eagerly waiting for her letter of acceptence to Hogwarts. However, fate had their own ways for the girl. She was forced to attend a small wizarding school in the country side, just when she turned eleven and had accepted her letter. Five years later, she was having mixed feeling about transfering to the world best wizarding school. Now that she knows why she couldn't attend Hogwarts, she wasn't as thrilled as she was four years ago. And to keep a low profile when she would be moving with three of the most popular guys on her school which is also her bestfriends, that surely would be nearly impossible. As if that wasn't enough trouble, Merlin decided to be extra nice to her and get the son of a royal Death Eaters, a platinum blonde with captivating grey eyes, pure blood fanatic, an egoist, and overall the worst person she ever met, fell in love with her.

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